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What do you need
my help for?
- Wait. Can I just...
- No. Give me an update.
Uh, you know,
she's a nice woman.
- She, uh...
- On the case.
I don't get emotionally attached
to the clients.
This woman had her life ripped apart.
You don't even care?
I'm not about caring.
I'm about winning.
Why can't you
be about both?
I'd explain it to you but then I'd have
to care about you.
Right.
What are you doing?
Don't touch that.
I'm just checking
my lock.
You ride your bike to...
It's locked, okay?
Come on.
Taxi!
Defense sent over
the investigation files as a courtesy.
No, they didn't. Nobody does anything
as a courtesy.
They sent those files
because that's where they want
you to look.
Listen, being a lawyer
is like being a doctor.
You mean how you don't get emotional
about the client?
No. I mean, you keep pressing
until it hurts,
then you know
where to look.
Forget about impeaching
the investigation.
It won't lead anywhere. No employee
is going to testify
against their own CEO.
Okay. So, what do
you suggest I do?
Think. If this guy's
done this once...
MIKE: He's done it before.
And if the people who work for him now
won't testify against him...
Someone who used to
work for him might.
You know what?
I'd subpoena the personnel records
of every woman
who's left the firm
during this guy's tenure.
That's funny. That's exactly
what I thought.
Then what do you
need my help for?
I don't know how to fill out
a subpoena.
By the way, did you get her to sign
the engagement letter?
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
What's an
engagement letter?
It's a piece of paper that keeps her
from being able to sue us.
Oh.
Uh, hey. Donna, can you show me how to
fill out a subpoena?
Absolutely. And after that,
you want me to show you
how to wipe your ass?
It's funny, because you
should already know
how to do
both those things.
Ah, yeah.
That's hilarious.
What's that?
That's my suit guy.
Go in, tell him I sent you,
and spend some money.
What does it matter how much money
I spend on suits?
People respond to
how we're dressed.
So, like it or not, this is what
you have to do.
Oh, that's weird.
You're giving me advice?
It sounds like you actually
care about me.
I don't.
You're a reflection of me,
and I absolutely
care about me.
So get your skinny tie out of my face
and get to work.
That was a little harsh.
- Really?
- Yeah.
Mike. Where are you going?
It's 6:30.
I'm going home.
(LAUGHS)
Okay. What's so funny?
You're a rookie associate.
If you go home before 9:00
on your first week,
you're not going to make it through
your first month.
- Oh.
- And Louis Litt wants to see you.
- Hey. Can I ask you something?
- Mmm-hmm.
This tie,
is it too skinny?
Yeah.
All right.
(SIGHS)
I know
you had orientation from Rachel,
but I wanted to give
you a special welcome from me.
Um, amongst other things,
I'm sort
of the disciplinarian of the associates.
You wanted
to see me?
Yes. Gary, please come in.
Mike, this is Gary Lipsky.
Gary's one of our most
promising associates from last year.
Hi.
Gary, Ms. Pearson
wanted me to ask,
have you completed
the Petramco filing?
Uh, well, my brother
was in over the weekend,
so I didn't
really get to it.
Gary, come on. This is,
like, the third time I've had to ask.
I'll get right on it.
Don't bother.
You're fired.
What? You...
You can't fire me.
Oh, yes, I can.
And I just did.
Go pack up
your things.
Don't you ever show your face
in this place again.
See, I arranged
for you to see that
because we pay
our associates very well
and we provide the opportunity for
unlimited advancement.
But in return,
we expect results.
Have I made myself clear?
Yeah.
Great.
Welcome to
Pearson Hardman.
Feel free to
go back to work.
Harvey.
Okay, I have
two words for you.
Absolutely beautiful.
You think you're the only one who can
charm a client?
Categorically stunning.
How's the new kid
working out?
Really hot.
You're an idiot.
Jessica Pearson.
Good night, Harvey.
Goodnight.
ANNOUNCER ON TV:
Sunday's big game finds Washington
traveling to Philadelphia.
What are you
doing here?
Watching SportsCenter.
Boo-yah!
You won't return
my phone calls.
Uh, yeah, because
you set me up.
- You remember that?
- You think I knew about that?
(LAUGHS) Here we go.
Round 50 of "I get the shaft because you
didn't know the whole story."
You knew there were risks when you
quoted that crap from that book. Okay?
You needed money, and I came through
with an opportunity like always.
Besides, you weren't the only
one who got screwed.
They pulled
a gun on me.
Oh, really?
And why did they do that?
To keep me from
warning you.
So, you did know.
Well, not until after
it was too late.
Well, it's too late now.
Look, let me
make it up to you.
Oh, you want to
make it up to me?
Give me my key back.
Michael. Come on.
You know I don't want to live in a world
where we're not tight.
Then kill yourself.
Get out.
Get the hell out.
Donna, I need the... Oh, also, I didn't
have a chance to...
- Marry me?
- I took care of that, too.
We've been married
for the last seven years.
Excellent.
Um, Devlin McGreggor is fighting
the subpoena.
They filed a motion
to dismiss the case
- based on our lack of evidence.
- Good.
Good... Wait. What do you
mean "good"?
They don't want to hand over
the files.
You pressed
where it hurt.
You're looking
in the right place.
Did you think they
wouldn't fight back?
Well, I...
Now that you mention it.
Oh. My bad.
I keep forgetting
you don't actually know anything.
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
The idea is you make a move,
they make a move.
You go back and forth
until one of you wins.
Okay. What if they
win the motion
and the case
gets dismissed?
Then you're not as good
as you think you are.
Harvey! What a coincidence.
I was wondering
how the pro bono was coming.
- I'm all over it.
- That makes me very happy.
Because if I were to find out
that you weren't
putting in your
full effort,
- I would be very upset.
- No worries.
We're all good.
Rachel. Rachel,
Rachel, Rachel.
I need your help. There's a hearing
on my subpoena.
I've got three cases
in front of yours.
You're going to
have to wait in line.
Wait. No. No, no, no.
My hearing is tomorrow.
So, why are you
coming to me?
Because Donna says you're the best
researcher in the firm.
Hmm. Let me see
the motion.
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You have an office?
How do you have an office
and I have a cubicle?
Like you said, I'm the best
researcher in the firm.
Really? Well,
I just made that up.
I didn't even have
time to talk to Donna.
Is this all
a joke to you?
Because I take
my job seriously.
No, I'm... I'm sorry.
Look, I was...
Look, you
weren't there.
Okay? I care
about this woman.
She's got nowhere
else to turn and...
And you can't
help her by yourself.
I can.
I just prefer not to.
Okay.
You're asking to
look at private files
without any evidence
of your assertion.
Yeah. But the only way that we can
find the evidence
is to look
at those files.
That's a rickety argument.
But is there precedent?
Let's go see
if we can find one.
Research is as much
art as science.
So, we're going to look at privacy
and harassment law.
See if we can find a combination of
cases to make an argument.
I'll take privacy.
I'll take harassment law.
This will take
a while.
We're going to need dinner.
Chinese.
No. I can afford
Chinese on my own.
- This is on the firm. I want sushi.
- Ooh
(LAUGHS)
HARVEY: So, they told me to put my top
investigator on it.
What did you do?
What could I do? You were out of
the country.
I gave them Luderman.
(LAUGHS)
Harvey, this has
been lovely,
but I believe
you know what I want.
I think I've got
what you want.
Well...
By the way,
that dress...
What, this old thing?
Come on.
Beautiful. Why don't we
do this more often?
Because it always
ends the same way.
Then why are we
doing it now?
Because you're paying me.
Vanessa, really.
How come you
and I never...
Harvey, I don't
sleep around.
And I could never be
in a relationship with you.
All you ever think
about is yourself.
I'm thinking about
you and me right now.
(SIGHS)
Let me get this.
But I'm a gentleman.
But if you get it, you might think
I'll change my mind someday.
I already do.
For the record,
I am not selfish everywhere.
Neither am I.
Mr. Dockery,
you naughty, naughty boy.
(LAUGHING)
Remember when I said you thought
you were too smart
- to be a paralegal?
- Mmm-hmm.
- Why...
- Aren't I a lawyer?
I don't test well.
- What?
- I... I'm smart.
And I know I'd be
a good lawyer.
I just... I don't know what it is.
I can't take tests.
And I bombed
the LSATs.
And even if I could
get into a law school,
there's just no way
I'd pass the bar.
So, if only
there were someone
who could take
the tests for me.
Yeah, if only
there were.
Yeah.
Mike, where are you at with the research
for tomorrow's hearing?
Uh, nothing yet.
You say you care
about the client,
but if you keep playing footsie instead
of finding me an argument,
the client's
going to lose.
I don't want
to lose.
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
(GROANS)
Look, it's no use, okay?
Their investigation
is by the book.
We look like
the bad guys coming in,
putting them
under duress.
What did you just say?
I said we look
like the bad guys.
No. You said they
did it by the book,
and we're putting them
under duress.
Yeah?
Look.
Hmm.
This is good. We're going to
have some fun.
We? I get to go?
You didn't think I would let you
come along?
- No.
- Good instinct.
I wasn't. But then, I thought it
would be cruel
not to let you
witness my greatness.
Okay. Can I go
get my bag?
No.
- You're a true giver.
- Other side.
Okay.
Your Honor, this case
should be thrown out.
Other than her story, the plaintiff
doesn't have one piece of evidence.
Because the evidence
lies within their personnel files,
which they're conveniently
refusing to hand over.
Those files contain
sensitive information.
He's fishing at the expense
of our employees' right to privacy.
Please.
He doesn't give a rat's ass
about his employees' right to privacy.
Sorry. That's actually
unfair to rats' asses.
Your Honor, Mr. Specter's claim that we
don't care about our employees,
though belittling, doesn't carry any
weight as a rule of law.
True. But what does carry weight is that
an investigation of
sexual harassment must be conducted
without any duress.
Your point?
The investigator and every person
being interviewed
answers to the CEO
they're investigating.
That is the definition
of duress.
It would be as if your bailiff accused
you of sexual harassment,
and you assigned your stenographer
to investigate.
Now, how likely would it be that this
investigation yielded any fruit?
You honestly think
I would harass Herman?
Well, I don't know,
Your Honor.
Some people have a thing
for the uniform.
Uh, I'd like to think
Herman would come to me
before it even got
to an investigation.
I saw that.
That should be stricken.
But what if Herman did
come to you, Your Honor?
And you betrayed his trust by firing him
under false pretenses?
You really think
that little of me?
I wouldn't trust you
as far as I can throw you, Your Honor.
- Hand over the files.
- Oh, my...
Today.
(BANGS GAVEL)
That's it.
Herman?
I'd like to speak
to you in chambers.
That was awesome.
It was your argument.
I just framed it in a way
that humanized the situation and
brightened all of our afternoons.
I feel like
Michael Corleone in that scene
where that fat guy teaches him how
to shoot that gun.
Are you saying that
I'm the fat guy?
Because I'm not
the fat guy.
Mmm.
Do you know what
his name was?
- Yeah.
- Cardoza.
- Clemenza.
- I knew that.
I was just testing
to see if you knew it.
I knew that you
knew that I knew.
Train wreck.
Hey. I'm looking
for Rene?
I'm Rene.
I'm sorry.
We don't sell skinny
jeans at this location.
(SIGHS)
Did Harvey tell you
I was coming, or...
Harvey Specter sent you?
That's another story.
Do you know your inseam?
I don't.
It's probably a medium.
Why don't you
browse for a while?
These are the most exclusive,
and we move down in price as you head to
the door.
Oh!
Okay.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Large?
(LAUGHS)
That's not how it works.
Huh.
(POP SONG PLAYING)
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
So, Trevor's getting you to do his dirty
work for him, huh?
All I know is you aren't talking
to each other.
I miss you. I want things to go back
to the way they were.
I miss you, too.
But I'm not sure things are ever going
back to the way they were.
I've got to go.
What did he say?
He said things aren't ever going back to
the way they were.
What did you do?
I don't know.
Hey!
So the files
are on their way.
We won?
That's fantastic.
So we have a week to corroborate
Nancy's story.
Listen, I couldn't have
done it without you.
You wouldn't even know
where to look without me.
- You know what nobody likes?
- Hmm?
Nobody likes a show-off.
(PHONE RINGING)
(LAUGHS)
Hello? Yeah, he's here.
Okay, thank you.
The files are in
conference room C.
Why wouldn't they
bring them to my cubicle?
They're trying to
bury you in paperwork.
Well, they picked
the wrong guy.
If they didn't, I did.
Get it done by the end of the week.
I've got to run and
charm a new client.
(SIGHING)
Nice to finally meet you.
Jessica says you're going to
sweep me off my feet.
I'll do my best,
Mr. Dockery.
You've got a nice
serve there.
Working on it.
What the hell is this?
It's you having sex with a woman who
isn't Mrs. Dockery.
Are you trying
to blackmail me?
You asked my firm where you're
vulnerable to corporate take-over.
- That's it, right there.
- What are you pulling here?
Your wife owns
10% of the company's voting shares.
You've been seeing this woman and
several others for quite some time.
How do you think your wife's going to
vote after she finds out?
Who says she
has to find out?
My investigator got
these within a week.
What do you think a motivated competitor
is going to dig up in a year?
I have a solution.
Trade her your
preferred shares,
which have no voting rights,
for her common shares, which do.
The preferred shares
are worth $2,000,000 more.
A fraction of what you'll lose if you
get voted out of your company.
John, I don't care if you sleep with
every woman in the Hamptons.
Just give her
the preferred shares.
Jessica said you were going to charm me
to get my business.
I'm not interested in
getting your business.
I'm interested
in keeping it.
Now, shall we play? I'm not going
to let you win.
(SIGHING) I know where they
don't want us to look.
Did you get through
all those files in one night?
I would have done it faster,
but I ordered a pizza.
Speaking of which, have you ever had
the cheese in the crust?
Because it blew my mind.
What did you find?
There was a dismissal
on March 12th, 2005.
But the file with the employee name
on it is missing.
That's our woman.
I know it is.
I'm moving to slap sanctions on their
attorney, possible jail time.
The guy is not going
to know what hit him.
Dennis, it's Harvey Specter.
Did you have anything to do with
the March 12th, 2005,
files left out of discovery?
(SNIFFS)
If they're here by noon, I'll believe
you. If not, we're filing for sanctions.
Threat of sanctions is better than
filing for sanctions.
That's what I meant. Threaten, not file.
Who would mean that?
Shave.
Have you ever heard of this woman?
Joanna Webster?
No. Why?
The company has
tried to hide her from us.
She met with personnel
over work-related issues in 2005.
And then, they fired her
two months later.
You think Hunt did
the same thing to her that he did to me?
Yes, I do.
Then you have to make her come
forward and say so.
Yeah. That's the plan.
Okay.
Um... Uh, actually,
before you go,
can I get you to sign
this engagement letter?
Evidently, it's something
you're supposed to do
at the beginning.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
Perfect.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
(YAWNS)
Joanna Webster?
Can I help you?
Hi, uh, my name is Mike Ross.
I'm a lawyer.
I have some questions for you about your
time at Devlin McGreggor.
Uh, please! Look...
Just let me tell you a story about
my client, okay?
I've got to get these
in the fridge
It will just
take a second.
Fine.
Look, all I need you to do
is to tell your story.
If you corroborate with...
Mr. Ross, what happened to me
happened six years ago.
It was horrible
and there was a reason
I didn't do
anything about it.
They'll put me on that stand and attack
me, and I don't want that.
Ms. Webster.
Joanna. (CHUCKLES)
This man is a predator.
And if you don't help stop him,
he will do it again.
All you have to do
is give a deposition...
I'm sorry.
I can't do it.
(EXHALES)
What happened
with the witness?
I failed.
To not be awesome.
I got her to testify.
You should have seen me.
I tried everything.
He'd do it again.
I'd be with her
every step of the way.
Nothing worked.
And then, it hit me.
I asked her, what if it was her daughter
that he did this to?
She melted.
Oh, and you know how I came up
with that little gem?
I cared about her.
(INHALES SHARPLY) Oh!
(MIMICKING GUNSHOT)
(BLOWS)
Yeah. Thank you.
I'm glad to see that staying up all
night
doesn't make you
act like a complete idiot.
(SCATTING MOCKINGLY)
Now, go home and get some sleep.
I don't want you waving that thing
around during tomorrow's deposition.
(CLEARING THROAT)
Harvey.
How's the pro bono going?
Great! I just talked
a witness into testifying.
Really?
What's the witness' name?
I'm not an idiot.
Don't treat me like one.
You pawned off the case.
Jessica, I've got higher
profile cases. I...
Need I remind you that when we first
met, you were a screw-up?
I gave you a shot at the mail room,
led you up the ranks,
and then paid for you
to go to Harvard,
where, by the way, you jerked off the
entire time you were there.
And I still hired you.
And you've benefited
from that ever since.
Look, I closed
the Dockery case, okay?
You made
a promise to me.
You broke it, and then
you lied to my face.
So let me be clear.
This isn't professional.
This is personal.
And I'll tell you
something else,
you made your bet,
you better goddamn win.
What the hell
is wrong with you?
I need the briefcase back.
Oh, so that's what this
has been about, huh?
You don't care about
our friendship at all.
You're my oldest friend
and you know it.
But you don't seem to
care about that anymore.
And, yeah, I need
the briefcase back.
And I'm going
to find it, Mike.
Well, I ditched it when I was running
away from the cops
that you sent me into.
Mike?
Where are you going?
To my cubicle.
No. You're not.
It's pee-in-a-cup time.
I'm sorry. What?
Drug test. Follow me.
Uh, I'm just going to
put my stuff back...
Now.
Oh, by the way, um,
my cousin was your year at Harvard,
and I asked him
if he knew you.
(LAUGHS)
It's so funny. He didn't.
- Well, what's his name?
- Mitch Samberg.
Yeah. Don't know him.
It's a big school.
Not really.
We get 7,000
applications a year.
You think you can just
walk in and take a tour?
Oh! Mitchell.
With the slicked
back hair?
Graduated seventh
in the class.
Sure. Yeah.
I remember him.
Time to face the music.
DONNA: Yeah. What's up?
I've got to get to the Kendrick filing.
Where the hell is Mike?
I don't know.
Leave the cup
on the counter.
Oh, you'll have to
leave that out here.
Why?
If you take it
in there with you,
I have to check to make sure you don't
have another urine sample.
(LAUGHS) Oh, you...
(SIGHS)
- Where have you been?
- Hi! Um...
Getting drug
tested, actually.
The deposition
is this afternoon.
Before they get here,
I want you to grill this woman about
her background
for anything they might use against her.
You got it?
- Got it.
- Make her tell you everything.
- Everything.
- Everything.
- Everything.
- Okay.
Okay.
I'd been working six months when Mr.
Hunt started asking me to work more.
Order dinner.
One night, late,
he tried to have
sex with me.
The next day, I requested
a change in assignment.
Two months later, I was fired for having
a bad attitude.
This is ridiculous.
Wipe that smirk
off your face.
You're not even
supposed to be here.
Mr. Hunt has every
right to be here.
Now, Ms. Webster, after working for
Devlin McGreggor,
you then went on to waitress
at Hooters, right?
Yes, I did.
A place that advertises the sexuality
of its wait-staff, correct?
You'll have to
ask them that.
I'm asking you.
And she's not answering.
Move on.
Ms. Webster, would you say that
you're a truthful person?
Yes.
Yeah. So, when you said earlier that you
had never been arrested for a crime,
you were, uh,
speaking the truth?
- Yes.
- Yes.
So, in 1993, then,
you were not arrested for stealing
$1,000 worth of jewelry from the Willow
Grove Mall in Pennsylvania.
I was 17!
That was one mistake. Those records were
supposed to be sealed.
So when you say those records were
sealed, what you mean to say
is you thought you could get
away with a lie.
No, that's not it. You're making it
seem different than it is.
I'm sorry. You were arrested in your
past
and you lied about it here under oath.
Is that making it seem
different than what it is?
No answer.
Hmm. All right.
Um, let me ask you this,
since you've lied here once,
what's to make us believe you're not
lying about Mr. Hunt?
Well, thank you.
How the hell did you
miss that arrest?
No. I did every
background check we have.
Did you grill her
like I told you to?
It was
a sealed record, Harvey.
God damn it,
I knew it. Fix it.
Joanna! Wait! Please!
This is why I didn't
want to testify.
They twist something from a hundred
years ago and make me look like a liar.
They make it sound like what he did
to me didn't happen.
Look, it doesn't matter.
All right?
I need you to testify on Friday and
keep this case alive.
We don't have time to find anyone else
before then. Would you please wait?
No! I'm not waiting. You promised this
wouldn't happen, and it did.
You never told me
you were arrested.
Don't contact
me again. Please?
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
What happened
with the witness?
Nothing. Nothing happened.
I couldn't fix it.
So you're going to quit?
It's either that or have Louis Litt
fire me.
What are you
talking about?
My first day, Louis fired Gary Lipsky
for screwing up a case.
He said if I did the same thing,
I'd be gone just as fast.
Well, you go back
to the witness' house
and you get her
to testify again.
I tried.
There's no way.
There's always a way.
Then why don't you go
and convince her?
Because you screwed it up.
Oh, and you don't give a damn about
the client. Right.
That's not my job.
Does your job include
giving a damn about me?
Because the least you could do is offer
to stand up to Louis for me.
Stand up for you? I put my ass on
the line for you.
But it turns out you may have had
the balls to get this job,
but you don't have the courage to stick
it out when it gets tough.
- That's not true.
- Isn't it?
You've had one foot out the door
since you got here.
What are you
talking about?
I'm talking about that briefcase being
locked in your desk.
Yeah, I saw it.
And I know what it is.
It's your backup plan
in case this doesn't work out.
You can make some quick cash and go
right back to the life you told me
you didn't
want to lead.
So, if you want
to quit, go ahead.
But this isn't because of Louis and it
isn't because of me.
It's because you're afraid you might
have to admit
that you're not as smart as you
think you are.
If you're here in the morning, I'll know
I still have an associate.
(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
Hey, I get that you were upset that I
was promoted before you,
but if you ever threaten to fire one of
my guys again,
I am going to kick your ass.
Hmm. What are you
talking about?
Don't play dumb
with me, all right?
You fired Gary Lipsky
in front of Mike Ross.
What's so funny?
Gary Lipsky works
in the mail room.
What?
I didn't fire anyone.
That's how I let the new associates know
what's expected of them.
You plant a fake
employee to manipulate the associ...
That's it.
What?
Mike!
I wanna quit.
Come here.
When your parents died,
I lost my son,
my daughter-in-law.
I was scared,
alone, and I was
too old to raise you.
But I had no choice, because who else
was going to take care of my grandson?
You made me
a promise before.
You're in the door.
Promise me now the only way you'll leave
is if they rip you out.
You can save your breath. There's no way
I'm testifying at the hearing tomorrow.
That's not why I'm here.
I know what you did.
What are you
talking about?
You never worked
for Devlin McGreggor.
And you were never
harassed by Mr. Hunt.
- That's a lie.
- Look, I could tell you
that I've got
the canceled checks
or the wire transfer
or whatever smoking gun that exists.
I don't. But I will. And when I do,
you'll be going to jail.
Unless you tell me
what happened, right now.
I'm the guy you tell.
All I had to do was waste your time
until tomorrow after the hearing.
Please. I just
needed the money.
I don't want to go to jail.
Here's what
you're going to do.
What's with the attitude?
That's just really, uh...
- Mike!
- Hey!
I'm not giving this to
you because you need it.
I'm giving it to you
because I don't.
And I don't know if I'm ready to forgive
you yet or not,
but I do know we're even.
Wait a second.
I didn't...
I don't...
Don't.
Now we're even.
Huh.
I see you came
to work today.
Nice suit.
It was
a barter transaction.
I got six of them for
one little briefcase.
Listen, uh,
I'm sorry and...
Forget it.
When I first started, Jessica rode me so
hard, I quit once a month.
I just told you what
you needed to hear.
That's just it.
I've only ever had one person who told
me what I needed to hear.
(SIGHS) Maybe it's time
I started trusting somebody else.
Merry Christmas.
Is this for real?
You know what to do.
Press until it hurts.
MIKE: Wire transfer from your account
to Joanna Webster's.
Phone records with Joanna Webster prior
to her testimony.
And an affidavit stating you paid
Ms. Webster to falsely testify.
Mr. Hunt, harassment is
a civil violation.
The penalty is money.
But witness tampering, that's a crime,
and you will go to prison,
where, I guarantee,
you'll learn more about unwanted
sexual advances than you can
possibly imagine.
Do you think this is
going to intimidate me?
Even if this evidence
was credible, who are you going to get
to prosecute a small-time witness
tampering charge, huh?
Harvey, didn't you
graduate law school
with the current
U.S. Attorney in New York?
In fact, I did.
And I think he might even be interested
in pursuing a case like this.
Wait, are you
two still close?
Well, I was the best man
at his wedding.
Wow.
No, you weren't.
You're bluffing.
No. I think I've got some pictures of us
at the ceremony.
Let's see.
Yeah. Here we are.
I must admit,
I look very dashing.
This is me and his mother.
The woman adores me.
Here we are at
his bachelor party.
There's no strippers.
He's lame.
But he can't put guys like you away
for sexual harassment
and then go to strip
clubs now, can he?
All right,
what do you want?
An admission of guilt
and a guarantee that you'll obtain
treatment before working again.
And Nancy gets
reinstated with back pay.
Fine.
- And a raise.
- Okay. All right. Are we done?
The kid should be able to grow up
without the burden
of tuition hanging over his head.
Don't you think?
Which is why you're also going to pay
Nancy an extra $250,000.
Charles.
Gentlemen.
(CHUCKLES)
Thank you for everything.
You're welcome.
Not bad.
Well done.
Okay, so just one question.
Why did you go to Joanna's house?
Because I figured it out.
I object. I think you
did it because you care.
I did it because
it's my job.
Would you admit it?
You care about me.
I saw you smile when I showed up
for work this morning.
I didn't smile. I was thinking
of a funny joke.
Look, we start
on this tomorrow.
Does this mean
we're officially a team now?
I wouldn't move your things into
Wayne Manor just yet.
So, now you're Batman.
Closer to him
than Clemenza.
Oh, yeah. Kilmer.
Clooney.
Keaton.
Did you really quit when you
first started?
Of course not.
I'm not a wuss.